Like a drunk in a midnight choir

fuckyeahfeminists:

Holy Toledo! I hope this is just another satire like Christwire.org.

She might as well have put in, “7. You smell awful! 8. You’re a Sagittarius! 9. Your favorite color is orange!”  

This HAS to be satire.

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  3. badhandwroter reblogged this from fuckyeahfeminists and added:
    to say is: Fuck this bullshit.
  4. captainfailboat reblogged this from fuckyeahfeminists and added:
    …this has to be satire. Otherwise the “I can show you how to get married!...can’t show you...
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  7. 52689 reblogged this from bigbowlofawkward and added:
    So… was this article supposed to make me want to get married? I already didn’t want to get married, but not it’s making...
  8. definitiveme reblogged this from fuckyeahfeminists and added:
    Tracey McMillan showing us all how awesome and successful she...in life with three...
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  10. ilysespieces reblogged this from fuckyeahfeminists and added:
    shit that’s terrible. And she obviously doesn’t understand feminism going by her first paragraph alone. Oh internalize...
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  12. solongmarianne reblogged this from fuckyeahfeminists and added:
    This HAS to be satire.
  13. mercutioslover reblogged this from kittylouwho and added:
    Sure, this is exactly the things you should do to get married, so long as you don’t want a long term happy healthy...
  14. towalkfreely reblogged this from eric-nally and added:
    Wait, this IS supposed to satire or a joke right? She can’t be fucking serious with this.
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  16. kittylouwho reblogged this from fuckyeahfeminists and added:
    Why are you still single? Because you are acting...normal, functional human being with...
  17. urkel-grue reblogged this from fuckyeahfeminists and added:
    So glad they took my submission. READ IT.
  18. lnkent reblogged this from fuckyeahfeminists and added:
    que horror!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  19. operabate reblogged this from fuckyeahfeminists and added:
    What. The. Fuck. 7. Also you grow hair on your legs and armpits sometimes, and we all know that men think body hair
  20. athousandlittlewords reblogged this from fuckyeahfeminists and added:
    Honestly I’m completely horrified reading...entire article. The list of reasons include:...
  21. mooglets reblogged this from fuckyeahfeminists and added:
    THIS piece of shit article? Jesus.
  22. breedinglilacs reblogged this from fuckyeahfeminists and added:
    … what. the. christ. Please tell me she’s
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  25. bigbowlofawkward reblogged this from fuckyeahfeminists and added:
    uh, the impetus of women wanting to get married...seeing fancy pretty weddings, and...
  26. invinciblemonsters reblogged this from fuckyeahfeminists and added:
    Um, I’m not married because...choose not to be, but w h...t...
  27. janejacqueline reblogged this from fuckyeahfeminists and added:
    please please please please please tell me
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