Today
I went to the eye doctor and was diagnosed with something that I can’t remember but it’s basically freakishly pointy corneas, to the point where I’ll have to wear contacts to get vision anywhere near 20/20.
No more glasses! I am so sad, how will I face the world without my spectacles?!
And the worst part is that this condition does not, at any point, necessitate the dispensation of medicinal marijuana. Because you know I asked.
